Asian regional planning conference - Singapore, March 1994
Tom Wheeler
News from the dark side.
Stung by charges of junketing by South
Africa's traditional leadership, the Department's new-look political mentors,
the Sub-council on Foreign Affairs, decided there was nothing to be lost by
accepting PJ Botha's invitation to sail round Singapore harbour on a junk.
After all it was no different to what they
had had to put up with since they first encountered the Foreign Affairs hordes
in December.
The political waters remained calm, but as
the tropical ones became choppy several wondered whether they did not have
something to lose after all.
It was by some stroke of genius that a
karaoke had been laid on and soon hi thereto undiscovered talent among members
of the Sub-council and heads of mission began to corne to the fore.
The competition between members of the
Sub-council for one of the Departmental, of course was fierce. Leon Wessels
proved to be a master of the political patter song with punch lines on Eric
Louw, Diefenbaker, Carpio and other historic figures (which brought tears to
the eyes of the Departmental geriatrics).
The Department's own royalty, the Princess
Stella, was not to be outdone and gave stirring renditions of the Xhosa click
song and several familiar Makeba melodies. She must have amended the words a
little, because at one stage she threatened to send a tape of one of them to
Chief Kolonyama, the Sub-council's chief tormentor.
Nothing would induce her and Mandla Memela,
the managing secretary, to toyi toyi in accompaniment of their music.
The stars of the evening proved to be Roel
Goris (Bangkok) and PJ (our host) ably supported by Rae Labuschagne (Beijing)
with their renditions of sentimental ballads, but Aziz Pahad did splendidly with a
suitably apt issued version of "Born Free". Ossie Ganie celebrated
the return of the rains to Natal with
"Raindrops are falling on my head".
But there was stunned silence when Leon
Wessels suggested in song that there was nothing that could frighten mice like
us - except the DG, Jan Botha and hold it, a new government! The best was yet to come. As the junk
pulled back towards the quay, a self-selected glee clubs consisting of Godfrey
Hetisani (playing an imaginary piano, as even with the wizardry of Singapore,
PJ was not able to conjure up a real one for him, Chris Streeter, Aziz Pahad,
Stella, Pierre Dietrichsen, Rae, PJ, Roel, Ossie Ganie, Torn Wheeler and one or
two more set about nation-building in earnest with ringing renditions of Sarie
Marais, Suikerbossie (in spite of its gender unacceptability), Alabama and most
poignant of all, Marching to Pretoria.
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