In
1946 John Mills finally joined “the Department of
External affairs”.
On arrival in Pretoria I took up residence first at the old Union Hotel.
Every
morning, bright and early - office hours in Pretoria were from 8 am to 4 pm - I
walked up the lawns, past the statue of General Botha and up the stairs to that
noble pile, the Union Buildings, which at that time was home to all Government
departments, except the Department of Agriculture and few others. It really was
a most impressive place to work in, built in the Italianate style favoured by
its architect Sir Herbert Baker, surrounded by cypress trees which complemented
its tiled roofs and towers, and gazing over the city from its eminence on
Meintjieskop.
My
new colleagues (we were called 'diplomatic cadets') were all ex-servicemen. The
day I reported for duty two of them, Paul Lindhorst and Norman Best, were in
the Protocol offices collecting their passports before departing for their first
posts - New York for Paul, Ottawa for Norman. I was most impressed. They looked
suave and distinguished, particularly Norman. He always did. When he later
returned to Ottawa as Ambassador, he found that a young fellow with whom he had
once shared digs was now Prime Minister of Canada. His name was Pierre Trudeau.
The
Staff people pointed out to me somewhat stiffly that by previously turning down
the appointment I had forfeited ten months' seniority. Their attitude was as - who
should say that the gates of heaven had opened for me and I had capriciously
turned away. In those post-Depression years an appointment to the Public
Service was much sought after: it offered security and a pension at the end of
it.
The
Department at that time gloried in the title "Department of the Prime
Minister and of External Affairs." It was at the top of the Civil Service
pecking order. When later we were separated from the Prime Minister's Office
and became merely "Foreign Affairs" we plummeted to the bottom of the
heap. (What is the difference between
"External Affairs and "Foreign Affairs?” In those days "External
Affairs" was the term used by Commonwealth countries. When we became a
republic outside the Commonwealth we used "Foreign Affairs" like
every other country.)
The Prime Minister was the redoubtable Field
Marshal Smuts, friend and confidant of the British Prime Minister, Winston
Churchill, and respected by all the other great men of the world. South
Africa's reputation stood high among the nations. It was Smuts, after all, who
had drafted the preamble to the United Nations Charter and at the time he was a
colossus.
As
a result the Department had little of importance to do. Anything important was
handled by Smuts himself, and we were dealing mainly with nuts and bolts. The
department was not large. Apart from the Secretary (a quintessential public
servant, Mr. D.D. Forsyth) there was a Deputy (Mr. J. D. Pohl), a Counsellor -
yes, one (Mr. G.J. Jooste), the Chief of Protocol was a Second Secretary (Jack
Bruce), and the desk officers at whose feet we Cadets sat were Third
Secretaries. We were not altogether popular with the latter, who tended to
think of us as interlopers. Eddie Dunn (of whom more later) and I were sent to
an acidulous person and taught the mysteries of inter-departmental
correspondence. We were supplied with chops which we applied to letters which
were to be sent to other departments - "The Secretary for ...............Passed
to you for: -
o information
o consideration
o disposal
This
apparently covered all public service eventualities. When a reply was expected
we were required to mark the document "Pend" and give a date on which
the file was to be returned so we could send a reminder if necessary.
One
great advantage of being the Department we were, was the immense power it gave
even the most lowly among us. It was possible, for example, to telephone the
Department of Defence, for example, and say: "This is the Department of
the Prime Minister. To whom am I speaking, please?”....”.Brigadier Badenhorst.”
“Good morning, Brigadier. My name is Mills. I'm phoning in connection with a
minute we sent you on 4th August to which we do not seem to have had a reply,
and as the matter is getting a little urgent -"
"I'm
sorry, sir. If you'll let me have details, and your telephone extension I'll
chase it up at once." "Thank
you, Brigadier".
And
of course correspondence would come down to us from our seniors with
instructions. The only handwriting which was more difficult to decipher than
that of the Secretary, Mr. Forsyth, was that of General Smuts himself, which
looked as if a fly had fallen into an inkwell and struggled drunkenly across
the page. Historians of the future will have to deduce, from the action which
followed, what the original instruction from Smuts, passed on by Forsyth, had
been. At times, completely defeated, we would have to ask Connie Stephens, Mr.
Forsyth's secretary, for help. She would always say, "I can't think what
your difficulty is", and then loop some "l"s and cross some
"t's and the message would appear as if by magic.
It
was during this time that I almost achieved immortality. The British Consul in
Zagreb (in those days British Consular offices used to act on our behalf in
countries where we had no representatives of our own) had sent a telegram
saying that a lady bearing what purported to be a letter of authority signed by
our Minister of the Interior had approached him for funds. Being a wily old
bird he was checking to make sure the authority was genuine. After consulting
the Dept. of the Interior I drafted a telegram in the following terms:
"You
are authorised to make whatever advances you deem necessary to the lady in
question."
This
was passed up the line and eventually, since it concerned a member of his
Cabinet, to the Prime Minister himself. Smuts sent it back with the laconic
suggestion that the instruction was "open to misinterpretation".
I
had not been in the Department for long when the Parliamentary Session began in
Cape Town. And how does government
function in Cape Town if the civil service is in Pretoria? Simple: a detachment
of civil servants comes down with them. I would hate to think what this cost
the Government every year, not only in hard cash (accommodation had to be found
and paid for) but also in inconvenience.
This
particular session was a little unusual, because practically all departments
were busy with arrangements for the Royal Visit. This visit was however
special, since it was the first by a reigning monarch and his entire family.
Smuts
had invited them to come to South Africa for a holiday, to recuperate after the
strain of the war years. Alas! although the intention was good the visit turned
out to be a long pilgrimage, overloaded with official functions, and I doubt it
was much of a rest cure.
In
Cape Town the really big occasion socially was the ball at Government House. An
invitation to this was much sought after by the mamas of young ladies and
gentlemen. I have no idea of the criteria for selection for this event. No
doubt they were scrutinized by some Committee set up specially to see that the
cream of Cape Town society was represented. Under normal circumstances I would
have had no hope of an invitation, but Mr. Bruce, Chief of Protocol, had
prevailed upon the authorities to see that we cadets were on the list - to
"gain experience", as he put it.
It was on this occasion that Princess Elizabeth's
engagement to Prince Philip of Greece was announced. All of Cape Town sighed
romantically. I must say that she seemed to me to be particularly beautiful.
And why not, on the night of her engagement?
Her complexion was perfection itself and her eyes a beautiful blue -
altogether a fairy princess. Her photographs do her no justice at all. It was certainly an occasion to remember as
we danced the night away with our assigned partners.
We
were all resplendent in white tie and tails, hired from one of Cape Town's
leading tailors, who had been working day and night to meet the demand. It was
one of the brains among us - Eddie Dunn? - who realised the possibilities in
this situation. He suggested that if we all played our cards correctly we might
be able to kit ourselves out with all the formal clothing we would ever require
at a fraction of the normal price. We therefore represented to the tailor that
as soon as the Royals had departed he would be left with a great deal of
second-hand clothing for which there would be very little demand.
With our collective bargaining power we were
able to get a very good price. In those days the basic diplomatic dress
included:
o Morning
coat and striped trousers.
o Dinner
jacket and trousers.
o Evening
dress (white tie and tails) together with evening shirts, ties, socks, studs.
Later
I was to add a Homburg hat, and a top hat and a grey waistcoat. Nowadays there
would probably be much less call for formal clothes, and these could if
necessary be hired.
It
wouldn’t have done for the Duke, sir,
It
would never have done for His Grace!
The
day came when the King, Queen and Princesses sailed away in 'Vanguard'. I
remember standing at the quayside as the great battleship sailed away and the
band playing "Will ye no' come back again?"
We
all came down to earth and went back to our files. Session came to an end and we all trekked
back to Pretoria. Shortly thereafter I was asked whether I would be prepared to
go to our Consulate in Elizabethville in the Belgian Congo on a temporary
assignment, to replace someone who was on sick leave. This was exciting, and I
was about to volunteer when a Third Secretary arrived on sick-leave himself,
from Mozambique. He told me that he had volunteered for a similar short-term
posting and had now been there for two years.
I
suddenly discovered that my health would not permit me to serve in the tropics.
This was just as well, for within two months I was posted to the High
Commission in London,
FIRST
POSTING 1947
The
manner in which I journeyed to London was in many ways typical of the way the
service was to treat me during my career. I say, "treat me",
but there was nothing personal about it, merely an attitude of mind. The
Department of External Affairs was very much a new boy in the Civil Service,
created only during the Thirties and regarded by other Departments with a
mixture of resentment and envy. It was
thought to have ideas above its proper station, and since its entry
qualifications were higher than those for the common entrance it tended to
recruit those of more than average intelligence. There was an unexpressed
feeling that these young pups needed taking down a peg or two.
It
took a long time for the Department to get rid of what some of us came to
regard as a built-in Fifth Column, and then only as a result of sending
administrative officers to missions abroad, so that they could (a) free career
people to do what they were trained for instead of looking after the accounts
etc., and (b) get some practical experience of the kinds of problems
encountered when living abroad.
This
is not to say that it was wrong for new entrants to the service to be required
to gain personal experience of administration; indeed it was essential training
for the time when one was required to accept responsibility for running a
Mission and controlling expenditure sometimes running into millions of dollars.
The trouble was that we were often required to do this for too long. This kind
of thinking caused some of the more ardent spirits to chafe, to kick against
the pricks, and as a result we lost some excellent people who made brilliant
careers elsewhere. I can think of a few Professors of Law, of a senior man in
the Atomic Energy Agency, another a Divisional head of the World Bank, another
head of an Institute for International Affairs, another Secretary of the
British Shipping Institute.
But
I digress. I was looking forward immensely to a fortnight on a Union Castle
liner bound for England. I imagined romantic episodes on the boat deck in the
moonlight, with waves hissing an accompaniment. I was soon to be disabused of
any such nonsensical ideas. There was a refrigerated fruit ship, the Roxburgh
Castle, which had space for ten passengers, leaving on the following Thursday,
and I was booked on that. Despite my pleas to be allowed to travel on the
regular passenger liner a week later I was told that could not be contemplated.
The rule was that one must travel by the quickest and most economical route,
and that was that.... Besides, I was told, London was waiting for me. I was to
consider myself lucky to be going there at all, instead of whinghing about my
mode of travel. Can't think what the Service is coming to!
And
so, I boarded the "Roxburgh Castle" together with the fruit and my
fellow passengers - the Headmistress of a Cape Town Girls' School and her
fiancé together with her aged aunt as chaperone, a Jewish businessman, an
Afrikaner farmer from the Boland, a Rhodesian tobacco planter, an Anglican
priest and me. Farewell romantic encounters on the boat deck.
My
faithful tin trunk of books was still with me, and this time I had added all
the study material I would need to master in order to qualify for a permanent
appointment, lecture notes from the University of South Africa. The subjects in
which I would have to qualify to become a third secretary were as follows:
Economics, Roman Dutch Law, Commercial Law, International Law, French and
Diplomatic Practice. None of the subjects I had studied was among those
required. Moreover the standard demanded was that of second-year University. (I
wonder if such regulations still apply.) I had a formidable task ahead of me in
areas of knowledge in which I was not particularly competent, and I had a
fortnight in which to devote myself to undistracted study. Ha, ha! ...I did
try, but not too hard.
We
were an ill-assorted company. The headmistress and her companions were seldom seen.
The Afrikaner farmer dismissed me as an "Engelsman." The Jewish
businessman, once he had established that I knew no Cape Town merchants of any
note ("You don't know Mr. Mandelstam? He's a very wealthy man")
dismissed me as of no possible use, and the Rhodesian planter was so like a
caricature of Colonel Blimp that I had to suppress giggles when talking to him.
The clergyman watched us all with a benevolent eye, but said little. The Chief
Engineer, at whose table we sat for meals - a Scot, naturally - used to tease
him from time to time by telling jokes which verged on the vulgar, usually
ending: "Ah, Padre, our pleasures are like poppies spread: ye pluck the
flower, the bloom is shed."
One
night a furious altercation took pace between the Rhodesian and the Jew, over
what was happening in Palestine - still a British Mandated Territory at the
time - when Jewish terrorism was rampant. People tend to forget the bombing of
the King David Hotel in Jerusalem, the bombing of the British Embassy in Rome,
the letter-bombs which were sent to prominent people in Britain, and other
nastinesses perpetrated by the Stern Gang. “As ye sow, so shall ye reap.” The
boot has been on the other foot for some time now.
I
forget what led to the row. Possibly it was the hanging of three British
soldiers in reprisal for the deaths of some terrorists, but it took our
combined efforts to separate the pair. (Someone reported it, because Scotland
Yard came to see me later to ask what happened.) Apart from this unhappy
business, since we had little in common we took little pleasure in each other's
company. It was obviously going to be a long voyage, and I should have taken
more advantage of the time for study instead of walking the deck and enjoying
the slow lift of the bows and the equally slow plunge into the ocean. I enjoy
sea travel and lament its virtual disappearance.
Towards
the end of the voyage the Captain announced that instead of arriving at
Southampton as scheduled, we would now be disembarking at Liverpool. This
worried me somewhat, since I had very little money with me. I had barely enough
to pay for a night's accommodation and a ticket to Euston station, and I was
forced to telephone the only person I knew in England, Elizabeth Topping, and
ask her to meet me on arrival in London, bearing funds as a loan, also to
inform South Africa House that I would be arriving a day late. As we approached
the coast, I remember, I could see the green fields of England stretching for
miles - a green so vivid as to appear to African eyes positively unhealthy.
There was also the fact that at 11 o'clock at night Liverpool Cathedral was
still bathed in bright sunshine (double British summer time.) An odd country I
was coming to.
It
was as well that I had telephoned Elizabeth Topping, for when the dear girl met
me at Euston all I had left was half-a-crown, which I felt reluctantly obliged
to give to the porter -("Blimey, guv: what you got 'ere, gold
bricks?") I remember his staring incredulously at the coin and saying in a
shattered voice, "Wot - this for all my work?" I told him that it was
all I had, but I doubt he believed me.
Off
we rattled in a taxi for Trafalgar Square. I dropped off thankfully at South
Africa House, while Elizabeth, after squaring the taxi driver, disappeared into
a hole in the pavement (entrance to Trafalgar Square tube station) to make her
way back to Wimbledon, The majestic doorkeeper held the door open for me as I
staggered up the steps with my trunks and entered the portals of the imposing
building where I was to work for the next four years.
Imposing
it certainly was, and as a site for an Embassy (or High Commission as it is
again these days) it can hardly be improved. It stands on one side of Trafalgar
Square, the very heart of London, looking through Admiralty Arch down the Mall
to Buckingham Palace. On every royal occasion when the Queen rides out in her
carriage, to open Parliament or to attend a royal wedding or some other
function at Westminster Abbey, she comes through Admiralty Arch into Trafalgar
Square and the sightseers at South Africa House are in the ringside seats. From
the top floors one looks at Nelson standing on his column, guarded below by the
Landseer lions. To the right St.Martin-in-the-Fields and the National Gallery,
while to the left is the Strand, and, more importantly, Whitehall, down which
one can stroll and be, within a few minutes, in front of the Horse Guards and
the Ministry of Defence, No. 10 Downing Street, the Foreign Office, the
Treasury, Scotland Yard, and finally, Westminster Abbey and the Houses of
Parliament. Wow! You see what I mean.
When
I staggered in with my baggage I came to the reception desk and the charming
young lady there sent me upstairs to a Mr. Hewitson, who seemed a little
puzzled when I gave him my name. What, he enquired, was my business with him? I
was reporting for duty, I told him. His eyebrows shot up; he lifted a telephone
and asked for the Staff Clerk. Yes, he was told, a Mr. Mills was expected. This
was obviously news to him. So much for the Department's insistence that South
Africa House was awaiting my arrival with bated breath!
The
first thing I had to do was to get hold of some money, then to get myself and
my impedimenta to the hotel where accommodation had been booked for me. The
doorkeeper summoned a taxi and away I went. When I got there it was to find
that in view of my non-arrival the previous day the booking had been cancelled
and my room given to someone else, (accommodation in post-war London was not
easy to find) so I was forced to return once more to South Africa House. My
faith in the efficiency of the Public Service was being placed under some
strain. Fortunately the Third Secretary, Mr. Brand Fourie, took pity on me. His
wife was visiting her parents in Wales, so he invited me to stay with him until
my accommodation problems had been sorted out. The principal memory I have of
that week is of his cracking half a dozen eggs, (brought up from South Africa
by South African Airways) one after another until he found one that was not
rotten. Eggs too were at a premium in London at the time. I was, and remain,
very grateful for his hospitality.
Next
day I was presented to the High Commissioner, Mr. Heaton Nicholls. He was from
Natal, a staunch old conservative of about 75 who had been a Cabinet Minister
and had been put out to grass in London. (I was to meet with the same
phenomenon later in my career.) After a few welcoming words he gave me a brief
lecture on Communism, saying that it was a heresy which many young people
seemed to find attractive. He then handed me as a gift a copy of the book
"I Chose Freedom", by Igor Kravchenko, an early Communist defector -
I've still got it somewhere - saying, "This book will cure you of any
misguided ideas you might have on the subject." Having been brought up in
the Cape liberal tradition I tended to bristle. In the end, of course, whatever
his motives, he was proved right.
London
left me a little breathless. It was at that time a dirty, grimy city, black
with soot, subject to "pea-souper" fogs, with the bomb-sites still
very much in evidence, like missing teeth. I thought it the filthiest place I
had ever been in, and the people, as they hurried to and fro, looked grey, drab
and weedy, compared with the stalwart sunburnt South Africans I had grown up
among. I had constantly to remind myself that these people had been through a
devastating war, the effects of which were all around me, and that they had
fought and conquered the most efficient fighting machine of the time, the
German Wehrmacht - these self-same weedy drab people.
Rationing,
introduced at the beginning of the war, was still in full force. Luckily South
Africa House ran a canteen - itself a hangover from the war - where cheap but
nourishing meals could be had off the ration. In my prisoner-of-war camp I had
heard for years of the great restaurant known as Simpson's in the Strand, so I
went there with keen anticipation. What a disappointment! In those days no meal
could be had that cost more than 5 shillings. For this sum you could have
either the fish or the soup, not both. One chop was all you could get, and
counted yourself lucky - it often amounted to a week's ration if you bought it
at the butcher's. One small rosette of butter was your portion. Sometimes it
was margarine. Let me not dwell on the horrors of boarding-house meals, of
"savoury mince" (last night's meat put through a grinder) or
"reconstituted egg" (dried egg powder revived with water.) You can
see what a ration book looked like in "Orphan of the Storm", (Pam’s
book.) In fact at this time, since American Lease-Lend had been abruptly
terminated, England was more strictly rationed than she had been during the
war, and this situation continued until 1953 - eight years after the war had
ended. It wasn’t only foods either - it was everything from clothes to
furniture. When I got to England everyone queued, for buses, for trains, for
food, for theatre tickets, in the shops - and heaven help you if you tried to
improve your position by so much as one inch. "Queue-jumping "was a
heinous offence. No wonder the people were grumpy.
Although
I never had to queue, thank goodness, I was to learn all about rationing later,
and those little pieces of paper, the coupons, carefully snipped out of your
ration book by the butcher or the grocer, wherever you were registered, became
very important. One thing was extremely good, and that was the bread. There was
still the National Loaf, which was a standard issue and had all the nourishment
needed in a loaf. In many ways it is a pity that it is not still in existence,
instead of the bland plastic over-refined bread with a guaranteed shelf- life,
invented by the Americans, which seems to have taken over the world's markets
completely. Generations of children will never know what real bread tastes
like.
I
wandered around London for days during my lunch hour. Quite apart from Nelson
on his column I saw places like the Duke of York's Steps, St. James', the
Cenotaph, Buckingham Palace, the Strand, Piccadilly Circus, Covent Garden, the
Mall - so that' s Baker Street, where Sherlock Holmes lived! - all the places I
had read about since I was quite small. I was enchanted.
I
still had, however, to find a place to live. My colleagues, about whom later,
were all married. I went down to Wimbledon to meet Gregory and Dorothy
Macdonald, Elizabeth's people, and they were very kind to me. They suggested
that I find a boarding house in Wimbledon, since there was a direct underground
line up to London from there.
Thus
it was that I took my trunk and my suitcase to the Southdown Hotel, just off
Copse Hill, Wimbledon, not far from the Common.
Although
it was very convenient for my purpose I found its inmates somewhat weird.
Entering the dining room for breakfast the first morning I greeted everyone
with a cheerful "Good Morning", only to find them retreating huffily
behind their "Daily Telegraphs". I had, it appeared, offended.
Perhaps I had not been introduced. I learnt later just how fiercely the
Englishmen guarded their privacy.
At
the time, however, I was young and gauche. On the second morning I was
confronted after my morning bath by an irate inmate who complained that I had
left the bathroom "in a filthy state". He took me to view the extent
of my crime. There were admittedly some pools of water around. "I
understand you're from Africa," he continued. "Well, there are no
damned niggers here to clean up after you." Otherwise welcome, I presumed.
The
natives seemed anything but friendly. Obviously I would have to tread warily,
lest I transgress some unwritten convention or other. It was quite sobering. I
had thought that I would be meeting my own kind of people in England. I did not
expect to be treated as a foreigner, and an inferior and unwelcome foreigner at
that. I had yet to learn that my situation was even worse than I realised: for
foreigners it is possible to make some allowances; for Colonials no grace.
One
of the things I could do was to adopt some camouflage, in the shape of clothing
that would enable me to melt into the background. In fact the young gentlemen
at South Africa House were required at that time to dress like the natives. So
I wore my short black jacket and striped trousers and Homburg hat, carried a
neatly rolled umbrella and became indistinguishable from the professional class
and civil servants strap-hanging on the underground and reading their
"Daily Telegraph" or "Times."
Although
I was still on probation (and would be until I had passed all the exams I still
had to study for) I now had the substantive title of Third Secretary, the
lowest rank in the Diplomatic Service. The ranks went as follows:
Diplomatic Mission Consular Mission
Third Secretary Vice Consul
Second Secretary Consul
First Secretary Consul-General
Counsellor
Minister
Ambassador/
High commissioner
A
Minister was in charge of a Legation, i.e. a Mission which was junior to an
Embassy. In former times most countries maintained Embassies only in countries
which were very important to them. Elsewhere they had Legations. The Swiss had
no Embassies at all. Nowadays inflation has set in, even in diplomacy - and
almost all Missions are Embassies.
When
I was in London there were fewer than fifty Missions. The Lord knows how many
are there today.
In
our Service one could be posted to a diplomatic or a consular Mission. There
was no distinction. In the British system of that time the diplomatic and
consular services were staffed separately - and there was a considerable
difference in social status as well.
South
Africa House itself was, as I have said, the Queen of all High Commissions. Its
commanding position, its architecture, its aspect - like the prow of a ship
jutting into the Square - and its details - the carvings, the frescoes, the
panelling - all made for a building of great character and charm. I had never
seen anything like it.
It
had what seemed to be an enormous staff. It even had an advisory engineer, who
presided over some mysterious workings in the bowels below, which provided
power and heating. There was even a well down there, which had supplied water
for fire-hoses during the Blitz. Practically every Government Department in
Pretoria seemed to have a representative - Finance, Commerce, Defence,
Interior, Agriculture, Airways, Railways and Harbours, Tourism, Customs, and,
of course, External Affairs. There was a large section concerned with Stores
and Shipping, and, naturally, a large Accounts Section.
All
these sections relied heavily on locally-recruited staff, most of whom served
until they retired, full of years. The doorkeepers and messengers were all
ex-service people - ex-policemen, sailors, marines etc. I remember well the
British Commander-in Chief, South Atlantic, being conveyed in the lift to meet
the High Commissioner, looking keenly at the lift attendant and saying:
"Know your face. We've served together." "Yessir", said the
delighted lift attendant, "HMS. Hermes, sir, in the Med." The Admiral
smiled. "Thought so. You had a beard then, though." "Sir, I
did." Made his day.
I
made a note of this. It cost the Admiral nothing, but he made a friend for
life. When, in later years, I returned to South Africa House for a Heads of
Mission meeting, I made a point of looking up Frank Gray, who had been the High
Commissioner's driver, and the fellows with whom I had played cricket with the
South Africa House team.
And, as Daniele Vare says in "The
Laughing Diplomat", reputation rarely descends from above; it usually
rises from below.
My
work-mates were Jimmy Gibson and Bill Douthwaite - both of whom, oddly enough,
became Professors of Law after they left the Service. We were later joined by
George Malloch-Brown, a Rhodes Scholar who had just finished a degree at
Oxford. All Cadets awaiting confirmation. Bill was Private Secretary to the
High Commissioner, having taken over from the super-efficient Brand Fourie. He
said that when the High Commissioner buzzed for him he would enter and be
greeted with a look of distaste. "Send Mr. Fourie in, will you?" Alas
for Mr. Heaton Nicholls, for Mr. Fourie soon left on transfer to our Mission at
the United Nations in New York. (Needless to say he did not travel by
refrigerated fruit ship, but on the 'Queen Mary'.) Our immediate superior as Second Secretary
was Theo Hewitson. The most senior Foreign affairs Officer was the Counsellor,
known as Political Secretary, at that time Chris Naude, soon to be replaced by
Anthony Hamilton.
I
was ensconced in a room on the third floor and handled a variety of subjects,
principally, however, together with Jimmy Gibson, the processing of
applications for permanent residence received from German refugees, many of
them Jews who had survived the extermination camps. This brought us into close
contact with the remarkable body which world Jewry had set up to help these
hapless people find new homes, known as the Joint Distribution Agency.
Having
been myself one of those for whom hope deferred had made the heart sick, I
agreed thoroughly with Jimmy Gibson's plan to shorten the waiting period for
those in transit camps awaiting news by telephoning our Military Mission in Berlin
as soon as permanent residence was granted, following this up by written
confirmation. This worked like a charm until the Accounts section raised
questions about the large number of telephone calls to Berlin. We were haled
before the Political Secretary, reprimanded, and told to cease and desist. I
thought then and think now that while this bureaucratic approach was no doubt
financially responsible it was heartless. I suppose a week longer was not too
much for a refugee to wait, but what joy when the news was received - so why
delay it
Over
the years I was made to learn that haste usually led to mistakes. Later I was
to read Talleyrand's advice to diplomats - "Surtout, point de zele." (Above all, no zeal."
Now
to the royal wedding: November 1947
General
Smuts had come from South Africa for the ceremony. I had been told that I was
to assist the General's Private Secretary, Mr. Henry Cooper. I was more than a
little awed by this assignment. I had never expected to find myself so close to
a Great Man. So I was at Northolt Airport, lurking inconspicuously at the tail
end of the South Africa House welcoming party, headed by the High Commissioner,
Mr. Heaton Nichols, when the famous old York aircraft touched down on the
tarmac.
The
general stepped down briskly. I was surprised to see how small he was. The
Secretary for Commonwealth Relations, the High Commissioner and all the other
important people lined up to shake his hand, including the wife of one of our
Cabinet Ministers who happened to be in London at the time. She said,
"Welcome to London, sir. My husband and I hope to see something of you
while you are here." Smuts looked right through her, said "Why?"
and moved on down the line. It was my first experience of the notorious Smuts
brusquerie
Smuts always stayed at the Hyde Park Hotel
when in London, and it was there that I reported for duty each morning. Mr.
Cooper I found an amiable and obviously very accomplished Private Secretary,
but one who much enjoyed having a dogsbody to look after the nuts and bolts
while he went gallivanting around London.
No
such thing with the General. When he was not out on business he was at his
desk, and woe betide anyone who interrupted him. Once when I was holding the
fort in Mr. Cooper's absence the High Commissioner telephoned, wishing to speak
with the P.M. I had learnt enough to realise that I had better check before
putting any call through, so, asking the H.C. to hold the line, I tapped
nervously at the door. The P.M. looked up.
"Well?' he enquired.
"Sir,
the High Commissioner wishes to speak with you on the telephone."
"What
does he want?"- fiercely.
"Sir, I didn't ask."
After
a brief moment - "He's wasting my time. Tell him 'No'."
" Sir?"
"I
said tell him 'No'!"
"Yes,
sir,"
…
and off I went trying to think how to explain this to my Chief, before whose
frown all South Africa House trembled. I fear I told a white lie, saying that
the P.M. was engaged and could not be interrupted. "But, sir, he says he
will be seeing you very shortly."
Needless
to say The H.C. was not pleased, and told me so. When elephants fight, the
grass gets trampled.
One
thing that was impressed on me was that the Prime Minister would not tolerate
people in his anteroom whom he did not know or who had no appointment with him.
On one occasion, however, I found that I had no alternative but to admit some
unexpected visitors. There was a tap on the door, and when I opened it I found
an elderly and very distinguished gentleman and a very aristocratic looking
lady outside.
"Good morning. Is the Prime Minister
in?"
"No, sir, but I expect him shortly."
"May we come in and wait for him?"
"Excuse me, sir, but is he expecting
you?"
"No, but I think he will see us. I'm
Athlone, and this is the Princess Alice."
Impossible
to apologise: it would hardly have done to say that when the Earl of Athlone
had been Governor-General of South Africa I was too young to remember. And one
cannot argue with Royalty.
Then
there was the occasion when one of the City Guilds wished to make Smuts an
Honorary Fishmonger or something like that. I heard Mr. Cooper on the telephone
doing a fine job as soothing Private Secretary.
"Yes,
Sir Gilbert, I do remember, and believe me, the Prime Minister is deeply
sensitive of the honour you wish to do him, and if his time were not so taken
up with engagements, particularly with the Palace......Yes, sir, I know this is
the third time, but.....No, sir, I really would advise against that.........I
must say that I think it extremely unlikely.... Well, sir, if you come it will
be on your own responsibility.... in half an hour. Very well, sir, I shall be
expecting you." Then he sat back and put his fingers in his ears.
And
so these distinguished Guildsmen were there when Smuts, coming out of his
office to speak with Cooper (one of his endearing traits: he did not summon, he
always came out himself) coming out, as I say, he spotted the intruders and
stiffened.
"Cooper,
who are these people?"
"Sir,
may I present Sir Gilbert - - ....and his colleagues of the Worshipful Company
of - "
"Gentlemen,
I did not invite you here and have no wish to see you. Good-day to you!"
It
was brutal, and as the unfortunate visitors dejectedly trooped out, I could not
help feeling a twinge of sympathy for them. Judge then of my feelings when the
reception desk rang up to say there was a young lady asking for Mr. Cooper.
"Who
is s she?"
"She
says Mr. Cooper is her uncle."
"Tell her that Mr. Cooper is out with the
general."
"I have, sir, but she says she will wait
for him in his office."
"She
can't! Tell her she can't!"
"I tried to, sir, but she says she is
coming up, anyway. I'm afraid I couldn't stop her."
Hell's
bells! So she came, an attractive, intelligent-looking young woman in whom,
under different circumstances I might myself have taken an interest. I tried,
rather feebly, to explain just how impossible it was for her to wait for her
uncle in Smuts' anteroom, but to no avail. So I found myself ordering tea, and listening
to an engaging young girl prattling artlessly. She was, it appeared, a relative
of Olive Schreiner, the South African writer, and was at the time working at
the B.B.C.
We
had just had our second cup of tea when Smuts swept in, followed by Cooper. The
latter shot me a poisonous glance. Once again the P.M. stopped in his tracks.
Here we go!
"Cooper,
who is this young person?"
"Sir,
I'm sorry, she is my niece."
Slowly
and menacingly Smuts paced forward until he stood over the intruder.
"Well,
young lady, what have you to say for yourself?"
The
young lady so addressed showed no sign of discomposure. Demurely she smiled,
then replied: "Well, I don't know.
What would you like me to say? It's warmer today than it was yesterday."
For
a moment time stood still. I waited for the thunderbolt which was sure to
ensue. Smuts stood bristling, then suddenly threw his head back and laughed and
laughed. "Cooper, order some fresh tea." He sat down beside her. " Tell me, my
dear, how long have you been in London, and what are you doing here?"
I
had never seen so rapid a transition in Smuts - from grisly ogre to kindly
uncle. He had obviously admired the young woman's spirit, but I still think she
was taking an almighty chance. However, attractive young girls can get away
with murder.
That
he had a softer side to him became even plainer a little later. It was my job
to see that despatch boxes and papers from South Africa House went in to him
directly. Normal correspondence addressed to him at the hotel was usually
vetted by Mr. Cooper and answered by him. Occasionally I had to sub for him,
and once I slipped this one in to the general. It read:
"My
dear Godfather, Mummy has told me that you are in London, but that you will be
very busy and probably won't have time to see me, but if you could I would be
so happy. It is a long time since I have seen you....."
Out
it came, an hour later, with a reply written in Smuts' own crabbed handwriting
- he never dictated:
"My
dear,
Thank
you for your letter. It is true that I am very busy, but I too would very much
like to see you. Ask Mummy if she could bring you on Friday at four o'clock and
we can have tea together....."
A
curious amalgam, Smuts.
On
another occasion Sir Godfrey Huggins, Prime Minister of Rhodesia (now Zimbabwe)
was taking tea with the general when I found myself addressed directly. I must
have been in a day-dream.
"Young
man, why are you so glum?"
"I'm
sorry, Prime Minister, I was just thinking - "
"Too
much thinking at your age will do you no good. Have another cup of tea and
cheer up."
I
was actually thinking about the responsibilities of what marriage involved, for
it was for life. At least that is what we all thought in those days!
Pam,
and I were to be married in a few months.
And
now, I think, it is time to tell you about South Africa's wedding gift to the
Princess Elizabeth. The afternoon before the Wedding I was once again holding
the fort (why was Henry Cooper always absent on these occasions?) when Smuts
came out of his office to ask where "the gift" was. I said I was
sorry, but I had no idea. Well, said the Prime Minister, I had better find out
quickly and get it ready for presentation, as he was due at the Palace within
the hour. He then turned on his heel and returned to his work. I was not brave
enough to pursue him and ask him precisely what the gift was. I had no idea
even of what it might look like. But, as Pam always tells me, "Seek and ye
shall find."
Poking about in Cooper's room I
eventually discovered, under his bed, a heavy wooden case, its lid fastened
with eight heavily countersunk brass screws. This must surely be it. There was
nothing else it could be, but the only way to find out would be to undo the
screws. Easier said than done. I telephoned down for a screwdriver and tried to
shift them. They had not been greased, and came out reluctantly. I had undone
only three when Henry Cooper returned. Hearing his voice, Smuts emerged, saying
testily, "Come, come, Cooper, why is the gift not ready? We must not keep
Royalty waiting." Cooper replied soothingly, "We can go on ahead,
sir, while this young man follows in a taxi. I'm sure he will have it ready by
the time he reaches the Palace."
(Thank you very much.)
He then telephoned down for a taxi and
for someone to help me with the case, and left with Smuts, giving me what I
imagine he thought was a reassuring smile. In that he was unsuccessful. In the
taxi I wrestled again with those accursed screws, managing to undo only two more
before we swung in through the gates of Buckingham Palace.
You may imagine my distress as I walked
down the long corridors, with two Royal servants carrying the wooden case. We
emerged eventually into a large anteroom filled with Ladies and Gentlemen in
Waiting. Observing that the case was still not opened, Smuts' face took on a
grim aspect. The situation was saved by the Cabinet Minister whose wife had so
irritated Smuts at the airport. Fortunately he was also present for the
ceremony. He immediately took charge, summoned footmen with more screwdrivers,
and when the case was finally opened we saw lying inside an object swathed in
yards of flannel. I lifted it out, the Minister took one end of the flannel,
and he and I reversed in stately fashion across the room until at last the
object was revealed in all its glory.
It was a
heavily encrusted gold plate, looking, I thought, distinctly vulgar. No doubt
chosen by Public Works. Just what a Princess needed. God alone knows how much
it would have cost - and it had been lying under Cooper's bed all this time,
totally unguarded. We handed it to the Prime Minister just as the great doors
leading to the Audience chamber opened, and he passed through, cradling the
plate in his arms. My last memory is of the Minister and I standing side by
side, while footmen, with a disdainful air, brushed the fluff off our jackets,
and the Ladies and Gentlemen in Waiting affected a polite disinterest.
My last view of Smuts was when he called
at South Africa House on the occasion of a farewell by the staff to Mr. Heaton
Nicholls, who was to retire. Having decided to say a few words, the Prime
Minister realised that he would have to elevate himself in order to be seen.
Undeterred, he dragged a table forward and started to clamber up. People rushed
to help him, but he struck their hands away, saying in a testy tone "I am
quite capable of getting up by myself!" Not bad for 78.
The general was due to leave for South
Africa the following morning. That evening when it was time for me to knock off
he held his hand out and thanked me for my help. I took his hand, but told him
I would see him in the morning at the airport. "There is no need for you
to come all that way, and on a Saturday, too," he said." I replied,
"Sir, I would like to." "Oh, very well," he said.
A few brief months later he lost the
election which he had been confidently expected to win, and was never again to
regain power, unlike Churchill. Politics plays queer tricks.
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