Stumbled on by Theunis du Toit, Bratislava
Meintjeskop Courier, Volume III/1994
One of the major obstacles confronting all
Embassies, foreign companies and individuals corning to Bratislava, is finding
four walls with doors, windows and a roof on in the right proportion to use
either as an office or as a place to live. However, the severe shortage of
proper buildings is not the only thing a foreigner has to contend with, but
very often also the language barrier, which I am sure this following gem of
English language usage will demonstrate:
"Bratislava, June I, (Slovakia) -
Slovak Culture Minister Lubornir Roman hosted on Wednesday US Ambassador to
Slovakia Theodor E Russel.
During the discussion politicians agreed
the conditions of the contract letting, completed with the option for the
pre-emtion of the building at the Hoviezdoslav square, neighbouring with the
residence of the American Ambassador, of which the main user is the Cultural
Heritage Reservation Institute in Bratislava.
Theodor E Russel noted, that the new
buildings are indispensable for the successful activity of the representation.
After the agreement, the American Cultural
Center will be arranged on the ground - floor of the building."
P.S. It is believed that the American
Embassy will introduce courses in Slovak for its diplomats as soon as they can
find out what really happened to their building.
BRILJANTE VERTALING
Ek wil graag die volgende opdra aan mnr J B Shearar,
en sommer aan almal in die MuItilaterale Tak. Gemeet aan die hierdie vertaling
wil dit tog voorkom as of daar baie is om voor dankbaar te wees!
Pieter Pretorius
Meintjeskop Courier, Volume III.1994
A soak on a wildput ('n week op 'n
wildsplaas)
Last soak, 1, my heavy and my cleanfather
went on a yacht in the Bushveld on their wildput. The whether were nice.
One evening we went out to look for mainly Jumprabbits,
Ironpigs, Mousedogs and Seacows. My heavy took the double-walk hailgun and my
cleanfather took his hand-badge in case we came down on any Lazy-snakes. We
each took enough patterns to keep the whole night.
Firstly we walked down to the Waterorange
and Teambacon countries. I saw an organisation in a tree nearby and immediately
smelt fuse. I look nearlier and saw to my cremation a Lazyhorse eating Brickbuck in the aim of a tree. We
circumcised the tree very carefully and kept on towards our goal.
As we came there, we saw millions of
Ironpigs in the Waterorange country. Immediately my heavy took grain with his
hailgun and burnt loose. As the first lap slapped, the bat of the hailgun hit
my heavy on his key leg which snapped like a wig. The walk of the hailgun
jumped into the light, but luckily the next lap went right.
Six Ironpigs lied bones in the light and
the rest took the hare road. Fortunately we found a herbwagon standing in the
country on which we could pile the corpses. We were much too ring to bear them.
On the way back my cleanfather tripped over a tree carrot and sprained his judge
single.
The next day I took my winddumpie to look
for tar-and-languages. I was very lucky to see two moun- ain-peal-roads and a
whole swarm of jump-bucks in the field.
It was a delightful soak.
(Outeur onbekend)
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